The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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