you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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