My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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