is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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