i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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