another moral hangover. fuck.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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