This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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