so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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