Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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