so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
