she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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