fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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