I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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