Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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