Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
