loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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