White coat. Heels.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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