:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
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