Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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