just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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