The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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