There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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