What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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