I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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