I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
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