A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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