Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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