ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
bring money and cleavage
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Randomize
