Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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