People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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