I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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