What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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