Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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