he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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