hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
My friends, they love my intelligence
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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