yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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