its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
