One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
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