Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
