Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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