He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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