Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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