Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You are a genius and a whore.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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