I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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