There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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