The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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