I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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