scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
only if we run a train.
done.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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