is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
My penis needs a shock collar
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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