just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
My vagina is very pro this idea
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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