i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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