And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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